Yes, I do need a vacation

I think it would be nice if life were more like commercials. But not Verizon commercials, because Man Who Is Everywhere annoys me. Target commercials is really where it\’s at, I think. Maybe I\’m just greedy and want all the fun Christmas gadgets advertised. But I enjoy all the redness too.

Tomorrow we\’re having a Waffle Party in German! Waffles Waffles Waffles! W is for the many Ways that you\’re served; A is for the Admiration you deserve; F is cuz you\’re Fluffy, you\’re Flaky, you\’re Fun!; and F is for the Flavor that is second to none; L is for how Light you are, you melt in my mouth; and E is for Eggs!! Yeah Waffle Song. (But not this Waffle Song. That\’s just stupid.) Also, what? Waffles can be German. Leave us alone.