November 23, 2005

research paper conniption #87

I know I'm not supposed to hex anybody, but does anyone have a very special, very nasty hex for PEOPLE WHO WRITE BOOKS AND THEN DO NOT PUT INDEXES IN THE BACK?? IF I HAVE TO READ ANOTHER 300 PAGES OF YOUR SAPPY-ASS OPRAH MOMENTS WITH THE PEOPLE YOU INTERVIEWED FOR YOUR BOOK BECAUSE IT WAS EASIER TO POUND OUT A REAM AND A HALF OF MEANDERING, LAZILY CATEGORIZED WOOLGATHERING THAN TO WRITE A WELL-ORGANISED BOOK WITH ACTUAL FUCKING DATA IN IT, I SWEAR I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN FROM THE BOOK JACKET PHOTO AND MAKE YOU SUFFER WITH THE WRITHING AGONY OF A MILLION HELLS.

So if anybody has anything like that, forward it, mkay? thx <3

Posted by Frida Peeple at November 23, 2005 01:10 PM