November 07, 2005

Ow.

NordicTrack:

Very healthy if you exercise on it to lose weight and increase your cardiovascular strength. Its sturdy wood-and-metal construction holds up to a lot of hours of exercise.

Not very healthy if you trip and fall full-length onto it in a darkened room because you didn't bother to remember that you set it up. Its sturdy wood-and-metal construction will make mincemeat out of you.

I'm going to go ice the purple welt on my knee some more. This is gonna be such a fun night at work, I tell you...

Tell me why I don't like Mondays...I wanna shoot the whole day down...or trip it while it's walking past a NordicTrack. [My apologies to Bob Geldof for mutilating his song.]

same bitch [ow] time, same [ow] bitch channel...

Posted by Frida Peeple at November 7, 2005 05:49 AM