According to the entry counter thingy, this is entry #400. And I have a lot to cover, and not a lot of time, so I'll get right to it.
I. On Minnesota Vikings Jokes.
Written by yours truly:
Q: What has twenty-two legs and no balls?
A: The Vikes.
Q: What's purple, weighs 3000 lbs. and sleeps during football games?
A: The Vikes.
Q: Why did the Vikings make a public spectacle of themselves by having a big goddamn orgy on a boat?
A: They wanted to prove they could score.
II. On Pet Ghosts.
No, you didn't misread that.
Brothers fined for keeping 'pet ghost'
So do you have to walk a pet ghost, or are they litter-trained? Do they howl at the moon? What do you feed them? Do you have to Scotch-Gard the furniture to keep the ectoplasm from staining it? And how in the hell would you have them spayed???
If it turns out they bought it from somebody named Egon or Ray, I'm going to piss myself laughing.
[Thanks to RoisinDubh for the link.]
III. On Grades.
I got A's. Next.
IV. On The Best Goddamn Pancakes Ever.
I adapted this recipe from a buckwheat cake recipe in a Pennsylvania Dutch cookbook. Here's my version:
1 tsp. baking soda
2 cups milk
1-2 T. molasses
1 tsp. salt
2 c. whole wheat flour
2 eggs
The original recipe called for buckwheat flour, buttermilk and 1 egg. This recipe will not form as many bubbles as regular pancake batter, so don't wait for the bubbles to cover the top before flipping it over. They take a long time to get done and come out very thick. They're fantastic with real maple syrup. I didn't have any meat with mine, but I'm betting they'd be perfect with some good sausage links or some fried ham.
Okay, I have to stop now.
same bitch time, same bitch channel...
Posted by Frida Peeple at October 12, 2005 08:53 AM