September 13, 2005

Holy Shit!

Bush actually took responsibility for something! That's the first time [maybe the second, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt] in...what, six years? Now THAT's news.

In other news, more proof that it's damn hard to run in heels: the Vikes got the mortal piss pounded out of them by Tampa Bay. Coach Tice remains optimistic, though, since the October Vikings schedule includes games against Girl Scout Troupe 15, Sunnyview Nursing Home, the Iraqi army, and his niece's stuffed animal collection. This, he claims, should allow his team to continue their current strategy of sitting on the field playing tiddleywinks and beating their meat while the other team plays actual football.

This is Frida Peeple, bringing you All The News I Can Stand To Look At Before I've Had My Second Cup Of Coffee™.

same bitch time, same bitch channel...

Posted by Frida Peeple at September 13, 2005 08:10 PM