The strangest subject line I have seen in a spam to date:
New GIRLS of BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA
I don't have even the first guess what in the hell this means; and it had an attachment on it, so I didn't open it to find out. It involves girls and pizza, though, so I'm envisioning guys getting all excited and clicking on it.
All it does is make me hungry.
And my keyboard died, one day before my new computer is to arrive. Actually, I think I killed it. I'm not one to jump to conclusions, but it DID happen right after part 2 of a three-part binding ritual I'm doing which is probably the strongest binding I've ever done. There was a lot of nasty energy coming down the pipe. I wouldn't be surprised if it gave it that extra little jolt it took to fry the keyboard this time when I smacked it for being recalcitrant [as I often do--with, I might add, no ill effect].
So if you're banishing or binding, especially if it involves a relative or somebody else you're close to, make sure you purify your space regularly for a while afterwards, because it can get kinda dirty. I'm gonna have to cleanse my altar and everything after this. I'm not even going to dump my chalice water in the plants like I usually do because I'm scared it'll kill them. It's going straight down the potty, not unlike Bush's approval rating.
This is really what I needed this week, y'know?
And where the hell's my sausage pizza?
sbt/sbc
Posted by Frida Peeple at September 5, 2005 01:06 PM