Q: How can you tell that you don't make toast often enough?
A: When you finally DO go to make toast and find a spider living in your toaster.
At least I'm that much closer to decorating for Samhain. Between that and the spiders in my car, I'm amazed that I don't wake up wrapped in a big cocoon of silk like the dwarves in The Hobbit. I also saw a centipede last week. I think my housecleaning is scaring them.
Well, I suppose, as long as the spiders pay their share of the rent and don't tie up the phone or use all the hot water...
same bitch time, same bitch channel...
Posted by Frida Peeple at August 28, 2005 12:51 AM