So I was sitting in the bathroom at work, reading the label on the can of air freshener for the millionth time because there's nothing else to read in there. And it struck me exactly how generic the instructions are:
Do not use near fire, flame or pilot light.
Couldn't you say that about a lot of things? Like, say, your butt?
Do not set on stove or radiator or keep where temperature exceeds 120°F...
Again, not something you'd do with your butt.
Do not puncture or incinerate. Keep out of reach of children.
Also applicable to the butt.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.
I rest my case.
Hold can upright...
A clear reference to the butt.
...press button and spray toward center of room.
Hm. Unless you're tubgirl, I'm not so sure about that one...
Eh.
same bitch time, same bitch channel...
Posted by Frida Peeple at August 25, 2005 11:55 AM