Junior Siavii of the Kansas City Chiefs shows you how to flush your respectability down the potty in four easy steps.
1. Lose to a bunch of candyasses like the Minnesota Vikings. [Hey, they're my home team, I get to pick on them.]
2. Go back to the hotel and get drunk off your ass.
3. When the Minneapolis cops show up, lunge at one of them to demonstrate your madd defensive tackle skillz.
4. Get maced and arrested.
This is why I love football. It's like a soap opera, but funnier and with more shoulder pads and jock straps.
I'm glad I don't have a season pass to the Vikes. I don't think I could even find enough rotten fruit to throw for a whole season.
This is Frida Peeple, reminding you all to join me in being athletic supporters. Thank you and good night.
same bitch time, same bitch channel...
Posted by Frida Peeple at August 16, 2005 09:38 AM