August 09, 2005

Missing Links

Before I present links, I just wanted to babble about something for a minute.

You know that Beach Boys song, "Surfin' Safari"? What the hell, exactly, IS a surfin' safari? Every time I hear that, I get a mental image of blonde dudes with swim trunks and surfboards being picked off by some guy in a monocle and a pith helmet.

"I say, old chap, that's one fine specimen you've got there."

"Indeed! This one was so tame, all I had to do was hide in a bush and make a sound like a chalupa, and I had him dead to rights!"

"Jolly good show!"

Okay, I'll stop now.

Well, first off, I found a satire site called Vision? Nary! which at first glance looks a little bit like "Virgin Mary" but is much funnier.

Here's a fascinating FAQ page about Tourette's from the point of view of somebody who has it. The more of it I read, the better it seems to fit me. I should've guessed.

And actually, that's it for today, because I have to go to bed. I spent the rest of the morning reading about Tourette's and blundering through the Minotaur's maze of a website maintained by the college I'm attending online.

Fuck! er, I mean...Nighty night!

same bitch time, same bitch channel...

Posted by Frida Peeple at August 9, 2005 11:03 AM