Yes, Peter Jennings has passed on to that big anchor desk in the sky. In the words of Hamster, I are sad. :(
Sam Donaldson, of course, has been dead for years. His toupee is actually a sinister alien symbiont that controls his brain.
Okay, I'll be serious. I'll miss Peter Jennings, even though I don't have TV. I can think of few things more disconcerting than turning on a television after not having seen one for ages, and seeing total strangers at all the newsdesks on the networks. I already feel like Rip Van Winkle every time I wake up, dial up Yahoo news and see cloned dogs and people having chips implanted in them and that kind of bullshit.
And with that...good night.
same bitch time, same bitch channel...
Posted by Frida Peeple at August 8, 2005 08:21 AM