[Warning: This entry contains references to poop. Protective clothing may be required. Wash hands before returning to work.]
If, in an effort to eat a more healthy diet, you buy cereal that contains flaxseeds, go easy. Flaxseeds have a LOT of fiber. Do not do like I did and eat four servings of a cereal that contains 24% of your daily fiber per serving all in one day. You know the expression "shit through a screen door"? Forget it. You will be able to shit through an oak door, and possibly through a brick wall if you eat popcorn during the same week. However, you will have the cleanest bowels in the county, if that sort of thing matters to you. So if you want to try flaxseeds, go ahead, but try not to sneeze or laugh for a few days afterwards.
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Posted by Frida Peeple at August 1, 2005 05:07 AM