March 11, 2005

Flu Made Who

[Title taken from King's The Stand.]

I have flu again.

I know I have flu because the only other explanation for how I feel would be if I gargled with sulfuric acid and stuck my head under a moving vehicle, and I don't remember doing that. Since I wasn't drinking or taking any powerful psychotropic drugs, I assume my memory is sound.

If I could just chop my head off and keep the rest, I'd probably be okay. I'm not really achy. Of course, I can't, because then I'd die.

That actually doesn't sound so bad right about now.

Anybody got an ax?

same bitch time, same bitch channel...

[This post brought to you by severe, brain-squeezing sinus congestion, and the makers of Equate brand generic Benadryl. Wheeeeee....]

Posted by Frida Peeple at March 11, 2005 11:25 PM
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