February 21, 2005

ha.

Bush Appeals to European Allies for Help

BRUSSELS, Belgium - President Bush scolded Russia for backsliding on democracy Monday and urged Mideast allies to take difficult steps for peace, appealing for Europe's help in both troubled areas to "set history on a hopeful course."

I think this is supposed to be the part where Europe tells him to go pound sand. But...

Europe seemed eager for Bush's charm offensive after bitter divisions over global climate control, Iraq and other problems. Dozens of world leaders were hurrying to Brussels for twin summits Tuesday at NATO and the European Union. European officials have complained Bush did not listen to them during his first term, and they wanted to see if he has changed.

Okay, once they find out he hasn't, then they'll tell him to go pound sand. Then since he's so fucktastic at figuring out how to initiate unilateral military strategies, he can jolly well figure out what to do with North Korea all by his lonesome. Which means I'm gonna be moving to Canada anyway, as a nuclear-war refugee instead of as a skilled worker. [Stay and defend the homeland, you say? Sure, I'll just flip off that A-bomb and throw some rocks at it, and that'll stop the fucker dead in its tracks.]

Anybody happen to know what the war refugee camps are like in Canada? Do they have broadband and stuff?

same bitch time, same bitch channel...

Posted by Frida Peeple at February 21, 2005 08:26 PM
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