A lot of employers, in an effort to give better lip service to honouring the privacy of their employees, have moved from invasive urine tests [which I would still be okay with, as long as the nurse left the bathroom] to blood tests and hair tests. Now they're developing protocols for saliva drug tests, which would be even less invasive and completely pain-free. This would be wonderful [unless you're a casual pot user who's not toking up on anybody's time but your own].
So if they can develop totally noninvasive [corporally, that is] drug testing techniques, why can't they come up with a half-decent means of diagnosing ovarian problems that doesn't involve making you hold an entire bladderfull of pee while somebody fucks you with an electric stick?*
I'm just sayin'.
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*"Only the tip is inserted," they say: total bullshit. I always got the R0n J3r3my treatment with the damn thing. Every stinkin' time. I suspect doctors order them to punish you for asking questions about your plumbing. "You know too much about your own body; I prescribe having somebody violate you with an inanimate object and charge you $400 for it, then send me pictures so I can look at them and tell you there's nothing wrong with you. That'll learn ya."