~Justin Hawkins of The Darkness was sorry he cheated on his girlfriend. You know, most guys just buy flowers.
~The French answer to Scott Adams's Joy Of Work.
~"Honey, have you seen my keys?"
~Inspect your car regularly to ensure that nobody has stashed anything in it.
~This sounds like a good idea, but how the hell are they gonna give annual Pap smears to all those seagulls? And can the seagulls even read well enough to tell the sugar pills from the estradiol ones?
~Are you still technically naked if you're wearing nacho cheese? Apparently so.
And lastly...
~"Hey Prostitute! You wanna come over and watch some hentai after school?" "I can't, Hemorrhoids, I have too much homework, and school doesn't let out til 7 at night anyway. Why don't you ask Rape and Cancer to watch it with you?"
Who the hell needs comic books when you live in a world like this?
same bitch time, same bitch channel...
Random product for the day: Equate maximum strength hydrocortisone 1% cream. Great for mosquito bites.
Posted by Frida Peeple at August 1, 2004 05:42 AMI'd like to pierce the penis of my exhusband who cheated on me.
:)
Posted by: Rori at August 1, 2004 12:22 PM