Should I go back to school as soon as it's feasible, relegate art to a minor, and start a major in criminology?
It is decidedly so
Now that I've had my Depo shot, will things even out for a while?
Concentrate and ask again
Okay, let me ask another way. Will I stop having scrambled eggs for brains for the next several weeks?
Outlook good
Would it be appropriate to celebrate Ostara by smearing wallpaper paste on myself and running down the street stark naked, shrieking lines from Shakespeare and O'Neill and flinging Swedish meatballs at everybody?
My sources say no
Damn. Well, back to the drawing board. Looks like another year of lighting candles and giving thanks for spring and whatnot.
On the other hand, there's really no sense in wasting perfectly good Swedish meatballs [such as the ones I just had with fresh steamed asparagus and spaghettini...~urp~], so perhaps it's for the best.
Okay, I'm done being dorky for the day.
same bitch time, same bitch channel...
Posted by Frida Peeple at February 24, 2004 08:28 AM