WitchyBitch

An Overview of the Agricultural Economy of Nepal

Okay, I lied. It's actually the Friday Five.

1. What does it say in the signature line of your emails?
I don't use a signature.

2. Did you have a senior quote in your high school yearbook? What was it? If you haven't graduated yet, what would you like your quote to be?
Me, personally? No. I have important belly button lint to pick. The class picked "Just when you think tomorrow will never come, it's yesterday." [I didn't even have to look that up--I can't believe I remember that after almost 10 years.] Sometimes when I think about it, it makes sense and is kind of neat. Other days when I'm reminded of it, it's just shallow and annoying.

3. If you had vanity plates on your car, what would they read? If you already have them, what do they say?
I wouldn't have vanity plates, because anything worth putting on there would get my tires slashed.

4. Have you received any gifts with messages engraved upon them? What did the inscription say?
No.

5. What would you like your epitaph to be?
You mean, like on my gravestone? Hm....how about, "Shaddap, I'm trying to sleep down here." Or maybe, "I've moved on. Why don't you?" Other than that...I'm not in the habit of reading epitaphs, so I don't know a whole lot about what form they're supposed to take.

Jeez, what a long week.

I still don't know what's going to happen with the Ask the 8-Ball blog. Til there's an actual blog up for it, I don't think I'm going to do any 8-Ball stuff, since nobody has ever once replied to any of the ones I've done [with the possible exception of Lisa]. It's entirely possible that the meme market is just saturated and nobody will give a rat's ass about it anyway. ~shrug~

eh.

same bitch time, same bitch channel...

Random 1d4 roll for the day: 1. So if you were rolling hit points for a first-level wizard, you'd be supremely fucked. Stay behind the fighter and the cleric and in front of the thief. Don't even dink around with melee, just do your open doors spell or whatever and collect your share of treasure til you get enough experience to roll another hit die and make it worth the risk of pissing off monsters by pricking them with the pitiful little dagger that's the only weapon you're allowed to carry. Don't worry, if you live to get to about level 5, you'll catch up to the other players, and by level 9 or 10 you'll be indispensable and practically invincible except by another wizard.

Holy Thoth, I'm a dork. Eh.

Posted by Frida Peeple at January 16, 2004 07:43 AM