What? Cats?? They\’re using cloning technology on cats? No, we don\’t want anymore of those, thanks. How about birds? Birds are nice. They sing and they eat spiders and they don\’t sit around licking themselves all day.
I hope my cat doesn\’t see this cuz I\’m gonna be in big trouble. Come to think of it, I don\’t like birds very much anyway. I get scared they\’re going to divebomb my head.
I want a new layout already. What should I make it of? (And don\’t say cats!)