Monthly Archives: December 2004

Well 2004, you had your highlights, but I gotta say overall you were quite a letdown. But you were doing okay there for a while. I mean, in January I \”got married\” and \”had a baby\” — pretty exciting stuff! … Continue reading →

You Are a Fruitcake! You taste like nothing else in this world. And get ready, you\’re about to get tossed! What Crappy Gift Are You? Aw, man. No one likes fruitcake!

It was awesome! I wish I had Christmas money so I could get the soundtrack! So good, so good. And then spent lots of quality time with Moe and Michelle! I love those crazy kids! Tomorrow after I have PT … Continue reading →

Huzzah! Seeing The Phantom tomorrow with Moe and Michelle! Fantastico!

These days, you know, I get all my schooling from The Food Network, and thank goodness. Someone in this family needs to know what a shallot is. My favorite shows are Good Eats and The Secret Life Of…. Who needs … Continue reading →

Man, I\’m amazing. My blood counts are so good today. How do I do it? I don\’t even know! And yet, I still have to get my white cell booster shot tonight. Why? My dad bruised me last night with … Continue reading →

Oh man I got a new blanket and it\’s so soooooft and awesome! So does anyone want to see The Phantom of the Opera with me this week? If I only get a chance to get to the movies once, … Continue reading →